Privacy:

 We value your privacy. We do not collect any personal information from website visitors. All interaction that includes the collection of personal data for internet services or products are done directly on provider sites. We are just the referral source. The only personal information we may have is your email address if you contact us. We will never contact you or use personal information unless you request it and we will never release any personal information to anyone. We are not responsible for personal data entered on websites that are visited through our links.

Disclosure:

 I don’t want to pay our attorney any more than I have to.  He’s a great guy, but charges like $200/hr.  So this is my best guess at what he would want us to include in the website in terms of disclosures and stuff.  (Attempts at humor are my own inclusion.  Our attorney isn’t that funny)

 ·         We have made every reasonable attempt to be accurate and fair in the information provided in this site.  We are not responsible for errors, omissions or outdated information.  Sorry if we screwed up.

 ·         We are trying to provide an easy informational setting where people can find internet service providers.  We don’t endorse, guarantee or make any claims of accuracy about their services, prices, availability or reliability.  I’m sure they are all nice people in their own way, but we may not want to have them all over for dinner.  Certainly not at the same time.

·         The Federal Trade Commission requires that we disclose that we have (affiliate marketing) agreements with the providers of the goods and services we have on our site.  If you see a link or advertisement on the site, it’s best to assume that we probably have some sort of business relationship with them.  That means if you click on one of our ads or links and sign up for internet service (or whatever else we are shamelessly trying to hock), then we may make some money in the process.  Don’t worry; it doesn’t cost you a dime in any way.  The services cost the same wherever you get them.  Instead of them buying a full page ad in your Sunday paper, they pay us a little if we deliver a customer.  We won't advertise anything we think is totally shady.  Really win/win for everyone.  You get internet, they get a customer, we get some beer money. US capitalism at work.  That’s the deal, we told you about the arrangement.  It’s the law.

 ·         No animal testing, toxic cleaners, illegal immigrants, nuclear waste or underage children were used in the production of the web site.  All those things may have their place, but not here.

 ·         Please don’t sue us for any reason.  We are nice people and we are doing the best we can.  If you don’t like something that we are doing, please contact us before you contact your attorney.  We are reasonable people and would be glad to try and help sort out whatever might be the problem.